November 14, 2009

Pocket Money

If I may be a little birdy whispering in your ear, a little birdy who has no personal stake in whether you listen to the whispers but is whispering only out of a desire to do good and spread happiness/cash, I would mention that the Sonicare chance to win $100 Visa gift card expires tomorrow. To enter, you leave a comment about your family's dental care. Please stop yawning. You can also click over to the other 9 Sonicare reviews to get 9 more chances. It's 6 weeks to the winter holidays, that's all I'm saying about $100 Visa gift cards.

Or there is a FIVE hundred dollar Visa gift card for saying "how you simplify your life"---perhaps you simplify it by having INSUFFICIENT $500 VISA GIFT CARDS.

Oh, I know: you never win anything. But do you ENTER? And do you enter enough times to make it a statistical likelihood that you will win, rather than a special fate-directed fluke? That is the key to winning.


Mairzy said...

You know, you really could be marvelous in sales... except for the whole talking on the phone and seeing real people thing. :)

-- Mairzy

Swistle said...

Mairzy- Maybe I could be in another room, and slip notes under the door to the customers?

Steph the WonderWorrier said...

I don't think I've ever come across a Swistle post that only had 2 comments before!


Here I am to save the day, by adding Comment 3.

I agree with Mairzy, you WOULD be good in sales! haha.