November 14, 2009

Pocket Money

If I may be a little birdy whispering in your ear, a little birdy who has no personal stake in whether you listen to the whispers but is whispering only out of a desire to do good and spread happiness/cash, I would mention that the Sonicare chance to win $100 Visa gift card expires tomorrow. To enter, you leave a comment about your family's dental care. Please stop yawning. You can also click over to the other 9 Sonicare reviews to get 9 more chances. It's 6 weeks to the winter holidays, that's all I'm saying about $100 Visa gift cards.

Or there is a FIVE hundred dollar Visa gift card for saying "how you simplify your life"---perhaps you simplify it by having INSUFFICIENT $500 VISA GIFT CARDS.

Oh, I know: you never win anything. But do you ENTER? And do you enter enough times to make it a statistical likelihood that you will win, rather than a special fate-directed fluke? That is the key to winning.

3 comments:

Mairzy said...

You know, you really could be marvelous in sales... except for the whole talking on the phone and seeing real people thing. :)

-- Mairzy

Swistle said...

Mairzy- Maybe I could be in another room, and slip notes under the door to the customers?

Steph the WonderWorrier said...

I don't think I've ever come across a Swistle post that only had 2 comments before!

WUT UP?!

Here I am to save the day, by adding Comment 3.

I agree with Mairzy, you WOULD be good in sales! haha.