When I finally get around to appointing my Cabinet, I'm making Akimbo my Chief Science Adviser. She is a real scientist, and she talked me down out of a full-fledged virus fret at ONE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING. I need someone like that on my full-time staff. I'm sorry, Akimbo, but I'm going to need you to work nights.
Of course then my worry mutated, like the virus I worried would mutate. But still! That was some impressive scientific service! And would you guys please click through and give her a hard time for only having ONE single post on her whole blog? We obviously need her to tell us MORE SCIENCE. Even after I started worrying about mutated viruses, I thought to myself, "Akimbo would have thought of that, because she is a scientist. And SHE says SHE is not worried." And I went to sleep.
Still looking for a Chief Spelling Adviser: it took me several minutes to figure out that it wasn't "advisor" (or "cheif").
Semi-Desperate Housewife is showing the giftie she got, and posting a new contest.
Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...