1) Giant nasty vehicle-like robots that destroyed anything out after sunset. I was out after sunset. I took refuge in a house that didn't have a working bathroom.
2) I went to Jen's house for a mothers' group meeting that opened with each person doing a little improv a capella singing. Jen's husband was in the background telling the triplets that he still needed to fix the freight elevator, so they should take the regular elevator. I dream about elevators frequently.
3) Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were in my bedroom explaining how Scientology could improve my sex life. Tom was being really gross about it.
Meanwhile, a toddler was kicking me in the neck because she wanted to lie sideways with her head on Paul's pillow and her feet on mine.
Coffee brewing? CHECK.
Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...