Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...
June 20, 2007
Will Return Tuesday, Unless This Trip Proves To Be My Undoing
Tomorrow we leave on our trip! A day of driving to get there, two days there, a day of driving home. Perhaps it will be a lovely and relaxing time of family and love, weddings and babies, all the happy things in life including hotel rooms and restaurants! Or perhaps Henry will scream for hours on end and spit up all over his car seat, and his diaper will leak all over one outfit after another, and Edward will kick the back of the seat and not want to play with any toys and make whiny word-sounds no one can figure out, and be a holy terror at the wedding and pull the entire wedding cake down on to the floor! Either way, I have three boxes of Sugar Babies, the new Elizabeth Berg book, and several precious precious tablets of Demer0l.
I'll be back late Sunday and will probably spend most of Monday lying in my recliner holding my head and signing documents promising myself I'll never shut myself in a car with a toddler and a newborn again. So let's meet back here Tuesday? Or maybe it will be Monday after all, it depends how much Misery wants your company.
Posted by Swistle at 9:03:00 PM